And There Weren't Even Any Cameras Around

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Are you sitting down? I don’t want to startle you with the news that New York (the woman, not the city) acted nasty and diva-ish at a NYC club this weekend. I know, we all expect better of her than that.

The staffer, who is white, continued: “I went to her table and told her I think she’s so cute and funny. Then I went to shake her hand and she looked me up and down, laughed at me and said she had a cold. But immediately after, she shook the hand of another waitress, who is black.”

Next, New York caused a scene when she demanded to see new drink glasses coming from the bar directly to her. “She told me someone drugs her drinks when she’s not looking,” the waitress said. When the staff told her it was impossible, New York began sending her bodyguard over to fetch her cocktails, while bottles of vodka sat on her table. “She acted like a rude, nasty pig all night, ” the waitress concluded.

Call me harsh, but I think that’s what the server gets for lying in New York’s face. Cute and funny? Please.

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Aug 20, 2007 · Link · 7 Responses
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Tagged: A Damn Shame · New York
Comments (7)

No. 1 daria says:

Agreed Lauren, but she got the nasty pig part right. Why does she have body guards? Her a– isn’t even worth kicking. That would be energy wasted.

Posted: Aug 20, 2007 at 11:43 am
No. 2 blackmistressdiva says:

I disagree. What she needs is a good ass kicking. Bitches like her always do. Preferably caught on video.

Posted: Aug 20, 2007 at 1:48 pm
No. 3 daria says:

She’s already taken up way too much video time

Posted: Aug 20, 2007 at 3:38 pm
No. 4 daria says:

…and if I kick or smack her, I might catch something.

Posted: Aug 20, 2007 at 3:39 pm
No. 5 BillieXX says:

Is it wrong for me to think she needs to sue the doctor for her boob job?

Posted: Aug 20, 2007 at 5:23 pm
No. 6 daria says:

You can’t sue your plastic surgeon if you used a coupon and a family discount for your surgical procedure. You get what you pay for and she got a dollar store boob job

Posted: Aug 21, 2007 at 1:24 pm
No. 7 SeaFlood says:

*cackling* Oh Daria!

But she should have spread that job to her ass, too. Cuz as fond as she is of showing it, she has to realize she ain’t got one.

… there are whole parts of me that still think she’s really a drag queen… ONLY thing that’ll fit.

Posted: Aug 23, 2007 at 12:40 pm

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