It’s pretty much a fact that Naomi Campbell is not such a great human being. But here she is with Dolce & Gabbana at the Swarovski Fashion Rocks event in London last night sporting loads of weave and a pretty ridiculous see-through dress and somehow still looking unspeakably fabulous. This is why she gets away with not being such a great human being.

After the jump, check out more pics from the glamorous event, including one of Alicia Keys looking beautiful from the waist up. You’ll see what I mean.

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So what if you’ve never heard of British R&B singer Jamelia? Robert DeNiro has, and she made him lose his mind when they met recently.

She recalls, “I’d heard he’s got a thing for black women, but I thought it was just a rumor. So I was amazed when he told organizers at this party that he wasn’t leaving till he met me. At the end of the night we were finally introduced, but he was so full on, straight away - talking about how I was a delicious chocolate thing.”

“Then he started to churn out more chat-up lines, like, ‘Don’t you want to be my leading lady?’ and, ‘Come on, I’m not taking no for an answer.’ He was very persistent, but I had to put a stop to it. I was flattered but I told him in no uncertain terms that it was not going to happen. I said I had a boyfriend.”

Bobby DeNiro has a notorious thing for, uh, “chocolate things” but I’m shocked that after a lifetime of hollering at black girls he doesn’t have better game. Clearly, he was unable to make her an offer she couldn’t refuse.

[Starpulse]