
I’m slowly starting to figure it out. Cassie is only glued to Diddy’s hip when his baby-mama-ex-girlfriend, who told Essence and the world she was done with him, isn’t around. But does Miss Porter ever take a glance at event photos? Because, while I’m sure Diddy’s 38th bday party in Miami was lots of fun, he’s been doing a lot of partying with Cassie in NYC. But I’m sure he and Kim are just remaining friends for the kids’ sake.
By the way, the theme of his party was “Diddy: The World Is Yours.” In his circle, it’s pretty much true. [People]
Sarah Chapman, Diddy’s woman-on-the-side, named the not-so-secret daughter she had with her not-so-secret lover, Chance. As in, “baby, you will have all of the “Chances” Mommy didn’t, because I made sure your daddy was the third richest man in hip hop!”
Over the past year, Combs’ reps repeatedly denied to us that he’d fathered the child with Atlanta beauty Sarah Chapman. Combs now tells us he’d been holding off on acknowledging Chance as his blood until DNA tests had been completed.
“At first, I wasn’t sure if this was my child,” he said. “Now that it has become clear she is, I will take care of her for the rest of her life.”
Or maybe Diddy has just been holding off on acknowledging Chance until the shit hit the fan and both of his baby mama’s started blabbing to any magazine or blog that would print their quotes.
The most unfortunate thing is that little Chance has two sisters who are shockingly close to her age, but it’s not likely she’ll ever really get to meet them. Oh well, she’ll have all the toys money can buy!
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Kim Porter says she left Diddy because she just had a vague sense of unhappiness that she’s unable to articulate. I hate to put words in the woman’s mouth, but I’m going to give this a shot. He’s an incorrigible cheater and had a baby with another woman while you were pregnant with his twin girls. That should pretty much cover it, right?
Porter expresses regret that she didn’t first hear about the other child directly from Combs (who declined to speak to Essence for the article and did not return calls from PEOPLE for comment). “I would have preferred to find out from him because that’s a man,” she says. “I know it’s hard for anyone to say to their significant other, ‘I’ve gotten into some s— and I got a baby on the way.’ But men do get caught up in things; I’m not naive to that. Still, there’s a right and a wrong way to handle it. Because, most of all, we were friends. Even if I couldn’t have understood it as a woman, I would have understood it as a friend.”
In case you were wondering, the other woman in this sordid love triangle is an Atlanta resident Kim Porter’s known for years named Sarah Chapman. I wonder when we’ll get to see Diddy’s fifth bundle of joy — that we know of.
This would make me vaguely unhappy, too.
[People]

• Oh my, this video is really doing too much. Am I the only one who thinks J Lo should recognize she’s getting a little old for this?
• Remy Ma, why don’t you worry about your own problems. Okay? [SP]
• Whoopi Goldberg had to take the ridiculousness one step further and call Michael Vick a “wonderful person.” Not even the NAACP thinks that’s true. [Jossip]
• If I believed that Diddy would ever stoop to buying his own drugs in an Ibiza club, then I would believe that’s what he’s doing in this video. [SR]
• Yeah, Kim. You made a dramatic exit, but why have you been publicly hanging out with him the past few days? [People]
See Kim Porter?
If you scroll through the rest of the pictures from Tenjune’s 1st anniversary party in NYC last night, you’ll also see a certain someone named Sean Combs.
Coincidence? I think not.
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It was nice of Kim Porter to release her sons to her ex for the weekend, so they could dress up in miniature white Diddy outfits and shades with their brother Justin and hang out at an event they are all too young for.
Diddy’s annual white party was Sunday at his Hamptons estate, and makes it sound a lot cooler than it looks in the pictures.
Sources inside told Page Six one unfortunate man was made to strip off his cream-colored pants in the street, in exchange for a pure-white pair provided by Diddy. The over-the-top soirée, held at Diddy’s East Hampton waterfront mansion, featured painted geishas strolling the grounds, Polynesian dancers, a jazz band and a circus performer twirling six spinning rings. Mariah Carey, Star Jones and hubby Al Reynolds, and Donna Karan were among the celebs who managed to follow the rigid dress-code regulations. Others included Lil’ Kim, Lorraine Bracco, Brooke Shields, Tommy Lee and Russell Simmons.
Check out the pics, minus Mariah Carey, who skipped the red carpet it seems, after the jump.
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• It sounds like all you really have to do to get into Tyra Banks good graces is to give her a big slab of baby back ribs. [Jezebel]
• Nicole Richie announces her pregnancy and suddenly her boobs grow 2 sizes. []
• Congrats to Tamia and Grant Hill on their new baby. []
• Diddy might be a lot of things, says Kim Porter, but he’s not an physical abuser. [SP]
• If you’re ever brainstorming Christmas gift ideas for Flavor Flav, scratch “lifetime supply of porn” off the list. [24/S]
Kim Porter, who finally wised up enough to leave Diddy’s ass, still seems a bit naive about her ex-man’s friendship with Sienna Miller.
In a surprisingly open interview with Ryan Smith in the new OK!, the statuesque beauty says Diddy strayed — just not with Miller. “They’re just friends,” Porter tells the mag. “That wasn’t the cause [of the split].”
Then what was?
“I’d been in an on-again, off-again relationship with Mr. Combs for about 10 years, and it came to a point where it was time for me to move on with my life,” mused the model. “I had invested a lot of time in that relationship, and it wasn’t going where it should have been going. So it was time to [end it].”
Later in the interview, she admits that he cheated on her, and basically warned the women readers of OK! (from extensive experience) that all men cheat, not just dandy-ish music moguls with a penchant for the finer things in life.
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Diddy’s star is falling — in St. Tropez at least. He’s on his usual Louis Vuitton luggage-invested vacay on the French Riviera, this time sans his ex Kim Porter. And he’s not being treated as nicely as he once was.
Sources at St. Tropez hotspot Les Caves - where the rapper was once a regular fixture - told Page Six that when the daddy of four showed up at the club Thursday night, he was refused a table.
“He is so B-List here,” said the snitch. “No one even acknowledges him.” The second-rate treatment was a steep fall from the days of 2003, when Diddy first landed at the French resort with a full-time entourage that included a personal umbrella carrier named Fonzworth Bentley.
Sorry, but right about now I’d rather be Z-list in St. Tropez than not in St. Tropez at all. And if Diddy is not the guy he used to be, why are more people interested in becoming his assistant than participating in our country’s political process? Sad times, these.
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When your ex-girlfriend/baby mama has a distinct chance of getting $100,000 a month in child support from you, wouldn’t it be a good idea to kind of lay low for a while? You know, avoid embarrassing her further by immediately and publicly moving on? Act like you care, a little?
Not in Diddy’s world! As family law experts estimate Kim Porter could squeeze Puffy for $1.2 million a year in child support for their three kids, Mr. Mogul is making public appearances with blondes on his arm. That whole “hell hath no fury” quote is probably lost on Diddy, but he better hope his new (making the) band makes money. And that he remembers to use condoms from now on.
[NYP]
