Why did I choose Kelly Rowland as the lead photograph for this post about the MTV Europe Movie Awards in Munich last night? Because everyone, even young ladies who will go down in history for playing second fiddle to a bigger, more talented star, deserve their time in the spotlight. More pics after the jump.

CONTINUED »

• Twice, Foxy Brown has refused to get on the correction department bus that’s supposed to transport her from Rikers to the Brooklyn courthouse. Just because. [SP]

• Usher and Tameka get some good PR from Essence. []

• Whatever, you know Oprah has someone carrying her bags for her. [Jossip]

• With the proceeds from her monstrously successful album, from which she keeps pulling singles to make videos for, Fergie should get Will.i.am some teeth-whitening. [CL]

• It’s really all Janet Jackson all the time around these parts. []

• Wesley Snipes catches a break. Not a tax break, it’s important to note. [SP]

• Will.i.am has trouble fielding the tough questions. []

• This just really doesn’t look like any check-up I’ve ever seen. [C&D]

• It’s the old “wrong address” defense. Good one. [MTV]

All the stars came out for Will.i.am’s record release party in Beverly Hills last night.

And by “all the stars,” I mean the rest of the Black Eyed Peas and a few other people. And maybe some anonymous girls with lovely lady lumps and genius IQs.

I bet you didn’t know that the Black Eyed Peas “My Humps” is actually a feminist anthem. Will.i.am recently came clean and admitted that the song was written for all of those really smart women out there hidden behind double Ds and small waists. And to think we never would have known.

I always wondered what it must be like to be a girl, always gettin’ pulled on. Maybe she’s the smartest genius on the planet, but she’s rackin’ double Ds with a 26-inch waist and a big ol’ ass and no one’s ever gonna see her like that because that’s the way the world is.

Remind me never to take advice from Will.i.am on how to accurately execute an artistic vision.

[Jossip]

Mariah Carey showed up to a recent recording session with will.i.am wearing a ball gown. But he doesn’t want you to get the wrong idea about what kind of person she is, oh no!

The hip-hop super producer insists that Carey wasn’t trying the make a statement - she just couldn’t be bothered to change.

The My Humps hitmaker explains, “Mariah was cool. She came into the studio wearing a big ball gown. She was like, `I’m so sorry! I know everybody thinks I’m a diva, but I’m wearing this because I’ve just come from a party and I didn’t want to go home and change.’ She’s a real diva in her own right, but she is real cool.”

Isn’t saying that you can’t be bothered to change out of your ball gown somewhat of a statement in and of itself? I can’t say I care what she wears in the studio, but that is certainly not normal. Well, this is Mariah we’re talking about.

[SP]

I can honestly say that “My Humps” is a more original song than Will.i.am’s new “I Got It From My Mama.” And that does not bode well for Will.i.am’s first solo attempt. Aren’t producers supposed to save the best stuff for themselves?

[SOHH]

Would you buy clothes from this man? I have always felt that Will.i.am walks around looking like a homeless Sherlock Holmes with access to several yards of velvet and a bedazzler. Luckily for us, we will all be able to achieve this look when his new clothing line launches in August. Dare I mention something about him keeping his day job?

[EUR]