Maids and assistants everywhere can rest easy. Without the negative influence of alcohol, Naomi Campbell will not physically assault you. You see, Naomi recently diagnosed herself as being allergic to alcohol. When she did those terrible things, like throwing a cell phone at a maid’s head after accusing her of stealing a pair of jeans, she was having an allergic reaction. Like when some people eat peanuts and break out in hives, Naomi drinks alcohol and breaks…things. Conveniently, this allergy wraps all of her previous transgressions in a nice little package. It’s perfect! And if she sends another service person to the hospital, all she has to do is go to rehab for a month or so. Based on current Hollywood rules, all will be forgiven.
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