
Mike Tyson was just sentenced to 24 hours in jail, plus 3 years of probation, for driving under the influence and drug possession. The people who are in jail around the time Tyson checks in better pray that his sentence is of the Lindsay Lohan/Nicole Richie variety and he never sees a jail cell. Sharing an enclosed space with Mike Tyson for 24 hours has to amount to cruel and unusual punishment. [TMZ]
I’m guessing our war on drugs is officially over. When a black man in Arizona with a criminal record gets a day in jail for cocaine, you know damn well it’s time for a coke party.