Droppin’ Science
Time to Clean The Freezer

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• Throw away your beef and your Geno’s and Totino’s frozen pizzas.

• If your dentist is to cheesy disco music while he performs your root canal and is named Dr. Trusty, run.

• Red wine might be a thing of the past. Hallelujah!

• Most people find nothing wrong with being offered in school and do not think that it will promote promiscuity.

Death makes us happy.

Nov 4, 2007 · Link · Respond
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