
Who needs laws against sagging pants when you have Dallas rapper Doony Da’ Priest offering this convincing message:
You walk the streets with your pants way down low/ I don’t know/ looks to me you on the down low.
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If you stand up straight, bet your pants fall/ Might as well walk around with your pants off/
Pull ‘em up, pull ‘em up, pull ‘em up/ Be a real man/ Stand up/ Is that your underwear, man? Pull your pants up.
Are you listening, wayward youth of Dallas? Pull your pants up if you’re straight!
[QT]
Lawd have mercy. Texans never cease to amaze me.
Am I the only one who read those lyrics to the tune of “If you’re happy and you know it…” ?
Ok then.
I personally did it in the tune of “Do your ears hang low?”