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Who needs laws against sagging pants when you have Dallas rapper Doony Da’ Priest offering this convincing message:

You walk the streets with your pants way down low/ I don’t know/ looks to me you on the down low.

If you stand up straight, bet your pants fall/ Might as well walk around with your pants off/
Pull ‘em up, pull ‘em up, pull ‘em up/ Be a real man/ Stand up/ Is that your underwear, man? Pull your pants up.

Are you listening, wayward youth of Dallas? Pull your pants up if you’re straight!

[QT]

Oct 26, 2007 · Link · 3 Responses
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Tagged: LGBT · Baggy Pants · Dallas · Doony Da' Priest
Comments (3)

No. 1 daria says:

Lawd have mercy. Texans never cease to amaze me.

Posted: Oct 26, 2007 at 2:37 pm
No. 2 P-Lo says:

Am I the only one who read those lyrics to the tune of “If you’re happy and you know it…” ?

Ok then.

Posted: Oct 26, 2007 at 7:56 pm
No. 3 daria says:

I personally did it in the tune of “Do your ears hang low?”

Posted: Oct 26, 2007 at 8:51 pm
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