Two things:
1. Who forgot to give Italian Vogue the memo that Michael Jackson, who’s planning a “comeback,” as usual, hasn’t really been fashion magazine cover material since, oh, around the time this year’s current crop of college freshman were born?
ELUSIVE Michael Jackson’s wig takes longer to style than a supermodel’s. A source told us Jackson, who’s rumored to be in New York to shoot a cover spread for Italian Vogue, sat for three hours in the stylist’s chair until they perfected his freaky coif. The insider said Jackson has been holed up in a fancy Midtown hotel since Thursday afternoon “with an enormous entourage” and left only once, at 5 a.m., to take part in the 10-hour shoot for the fashion magazine. Reps for Jackson did not return calls.
2. Someone actually spent 3 hours on that mop of hair that could not look more like a wig if it was purchased in a Halloween costume shop? What a thankless job.
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headline, Lauren.
Damn. If Bey and John Travolta can get it together, why can’t he?
woowww, I just read about this on globalgrind.com…MJ is crazy! Three hours for that thing? And here I am thinkin he rolls out of bed like that and gets his picture taken…
It probably takes 3 hours b/c he is too cheap to pay someone with the skills enough to do it in half the time. I mean, even a recent graduate from Mama Tina’s Wig Crypt & Beauty School needs a few months to step their lacefront game up, ya know.