I shudder at the news that Michael Jackson was actually in my borough recently, and although Page Six claims he was undercover, how much can MJ really disguise himself?
MICHAEL Jackson paid a recent undercover visit to Brooklyn, where he spent the day shooting a cover for Ebony magazine’s issue celebrating the 25th anniversary of “Thriller.” He acted “sweet” and was curious about everyone on the crew, asking questions about their lives, said our spy. “He did go on and on about kids, though, saying how much he loved them.”
Really, Michael. Enough with the kid talk. Everyone knows what you mean now when you say you love kids, and it’s really creepy.
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Good question. How can a white (not Caucasian, but literally white) creature with a face that’s melting off disguise itself?
I have to agree with you Daria…how exactly does one Micheal Jackson disguise himself, let alone stand the flashes of camera’s without melting or bursting into flames? o.O