
I rarely do “Caption This” posts, preferring to titillate bore you with my dazzling words. But this picture, spotted at Celebrity Babylon, begs a different sort of treatment. It was bad enough when a young Justin Combs was caught , but the glint in the eyes of little D’Lila Star or Jessie James as she holds her Daddy’s platinum card is proof that Diddy is breeding a generation of dangerous mini-hims.
Please, weigh in with captions. The best one wins a prize!*
*My undying respect.
“Now if I could only use this to buy my Mama some self respect….”
“Wow! I don’t have to sleep with men for money ‘cuz I’m rich, biatch!”
“Diddy introduces daughter to his one and only true love”
“Daddy’s Unforgiveable Woman’s Fragrance $55, Daddy’s mansion $$mill, Daddy’s key to the city…. Priceless!”
“Daddy’s lesson of a lifetime: love = money”
“So you sayin’ if I slide this between Mommy’s tits, I will get some milk? You silly, Daddy.”
hit ‘em up style!
My Life. My Daddy’s Card.
I’m taking that into the labe to see if I can see the number and exp. Date…..what? I can’t be diddy’s kid for a day?LOL!
“never to early to learn to dig for money “
“Money for nothin and your tricks for free….”
Ummm, can I buy a new daddy with this thing?
No daddy, you keep it. Why don’t you use it to pay for that long overdue vasectomy.
Daddy, I can’t get herpes just by holding this, can I?
my daddy has alot of class, it’s just all low.
“so when i give this to the lady at the counter i say…take that take that?”