Caption It

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I rarely do “Caption This” posts, preferring to titillate bore you with my dazzling words. But this picture, spotted at Celebrity Babylon, begs a different sort of treatment. It was bad enough when a young Justin Combs was caught , but the glint in the eyes of little D’Lila Star or Jessie James as she holds her Daddy’s platinum card is proof that Diddy is breeding a generation of dangerous mini-hims.

Please, weigh in with captions. The best one wins a prize!*

*My undying respect.

Oct 10, 2007 · Link · 16 Responses
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Comments (16)

No. 1 mjohnso27 says:

“Now if I could only use this to buy my Mama some self respect….”

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:20 pm
No. 2 Michelle says:

“Wow! I don’t have to sleep with men for money ‘cuz I’m rich, biatch!”

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:36 pm
No. 3 Neenee says:

“Diddy introduces daughter to his one and only true love”

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:49 pm
No. 4 Anonymous says:

“Daddy’s Unforgiveable Woman’s Fragrance $55, Daddy’s mansion $$mill, Daddy’s key to the city…. Priceless!”

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 3:04 pm
No. 5 daria says:

“Daddy’s lesson of a lifetime: love = money”

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 3:27 pm
No. 6 di-my-e says:

“So you sayin’ if I slide this between Mommy’s tits, I will get some milk? You silly, Daddy.”

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 3:59 pm
No. 7 black_ivy_grad says:

hit ‘em up style!

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 5:33 pm
No. 8 papabing says:

My Life. My Daddy’s Card.

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 6:03 pm
No. 9 mo'ree says:

I’m taking that into the labe to see if I can see the number and exp. Date…..what? I can’t be diddy’s kid for a day?LOL!

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 9:11 pm
No. 10 PAULIE says:

“never to early to learn to dig for money “

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 9:25 pm
No. 11 Mary says:

“Money for nothin and your tricks for free….”

Posted: Oct 11, 2007 at 8:45 am
No. 12 Francesca says:

Ummm, can I buy a new daddy with this thing?

Posted: Oct 11, 2007 at 10:49 am
No. 13 Francesca says:

No daddy, you keep it. Why don’t you use it to pay for that long overdue vasectomy.

Posted: Oct 11, 2007 at 10:51 am
No. 14 blackmistressdiva says:

Daddy, I can’t get herpes just by holding this, can I?

Posted: Oct 11, 2007 at 1:18 pm
No. 15 vrs says:

my daddy has alot of class, it’s just all low.

Posted: Oct 11, 2007 at 1:44 pm
No. 16 Bill_Washington says:

“so when i give this to the lady at the counter i say…take that take that?”

Posted: Oct 11, 2007 at 3:16 pm
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