Tiger Woods just signed a $100 million — chump change, for him — contract to develop his own sports drink, “Gatorade Tiger.” I don’t really associate golf with drinks like Gatorade. Then again, I don’t really know the first thing about golf.
And this is all beside the point, anyway. With this new sports drink contract, Tiger Woods will have made approximately $1 billion off of endorsements over his relatively short career. Is it too late to get him on that “I Get Money” remix?
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I have several close friends that have partied in the same party that Mr. Tiger Woods is at. And supposedly he is a huge coke head and a fan of the ladies, all colors.
I hope that isn’t the new flavor of Gatorade.
lol, that was hilarious, but i am sure he could care less about what flavor it is as long as its enough money to pay off his dealer…
Maybe I’ve been too hard on Tiger in the past.
How about Gatorade Caliblasian?
I could totally see him as an undercover freak.
I can see the next ep of the Simpsons now:
Apu: How would like that serving of Gaterade, Homer? It comes in your supersized, 3-day weekend 8-Ball size and the regular gram size.
Homer: Mmmmmmm……8-ball.