More Stuff That Money Can Buy!

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How does the wife of the second richest person in television thank the No. 1 richest person in television for allowing her to plug her nasty cookbook on the air? Shoes. Lots and lots of shoes. Jessica Seinfeld, wife of Jerry, thanked Oprah Winfrey for letting her come on the show by sending her 21 pairs of shoes. Most were Christian Louboutin. Couldn’t make this stuff up, guys.

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Oct 16, 2007 · Link · 14 Responses
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Tagged: Money · Fashion · Oprah Winfrey · Christian Louboutin · Jerry Seinfeld · Jessica Seinfeld
Comments (14)

No. 1 Michelle says:

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks that food looks nasty.

How old is Jessica Seinfeld? She barely looks 18.

Posted: Oct 16, 2007 at 11:47 am
No. 2 blackmistressdiva says:

You can never have too many shoes, but you can have too much skin on your face. She should have bought the big O a face lift.

Posted: Oct 16, 2007 at 12:45 pm
No. 3 Dinero says:

HAHAA wow.

Posted: Oct 16, 2007 at 2:58 pm
No. 4 shakti says:

anyway you look at it, that’s a damned good gift!

Posted: Oct 16, 2007 at 3:07 pm
No. 5 carlagirl says:

All I can think of when I see her is that she met Jerry Seinfeld a few weeks after she had gotten married to someone else and then within a few months left him for Jerry. That seems a little lowbrow.

Posted: Oct 16, 2007 at 4:20 pm
No. 6 JillyBean819 says:

BMD,
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I think Oprah sharts money. Just look at her. She probably scratches her crotch and balled up $20 bills fall out.

Posted: Oct 16, 2007 at 4:37 pm
No. 7 daria says:

That’s $10,000 worth of shoes. Um, Oprah probably wears a 9/10. If she ever wants someone to take it off her hands, I will gladly be the trash can.

Posted: Oct 16, 2007 at 4:48 pm
No. 8 daria says:

Oprah wouldn’t get her batwings fixed so she sure as hell isn’t going to get a face lift which would be so obvious

Posted: Oct 16, 2007 at 4:49 pm
No. 9 blackmistressdiva says:

She’s gonna look like a sharpei if she doesn’t.

Posted: Oct 16, 2007 at 4:50 pm
No. 10 Dinero says:

Does the antennae mean she’s the real Queen Bee?

Posted: Oct 16, 2007 at 4:51 pm
No. 11 blackmistressdiva says:

That or an angel was just killed.

Posted: Oct 16, 2007 at 4:54 pm
No. 12 daria says:

If she’s rockin those Louboutin’s, no one’s going to notice. I do believe in getting work done by the way, but Oprah doesn’t. If she did, she’d have gotten her arms fixed.

Jessica Seinfeld does not look like a woman who eats. What kind of cookbook did she write? “The Kosher Foods Pilar Makes for my Family?”

As for leaving one’s spouse for an upgrade, it is so common. Matt Damon’s wife did it. Tori Spelling did it. Tameka Foster did it. Lots of people have done it unsuccessfully (Billy Crudup, Meg Ryan, etc)

Posted: Oct 16, 2007 at 4:56 pm
No. 13 blackmistressdiva says:

“If she did, she’d have gotten her arms fixed.”

DEAD.AT.THE.THOUGHT.OF.BIG O’S.ARMS.

Are they built in flotation devices should her lear jet go down over water? That skin swinging and swaying is terrible. Oooo…oh…ok…there goes my gyro. Damn. Now I have to eat again (or not!). Thanks Daria for bringing up a subject that makes me puke.

Posted: Oct 16, 2007 at 5:08 pm
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