

• In a bid to try to lighten his sentence, Michael Vick enters custody early to begin his jail term. [MTV]
• Oh no, Jennifer Freeman. No. []
• T.I.’s making like a Harlem drug kingpin and giving out massive amounts of turkey’s this Thanksgiving season. [EUR]
• Nicole Richie’s having a boy. Next. [SP]
• Black filmmakers are aiming to show the wide range of the black American experience. Finally. [CT]
Interesting how all the midgets are finding women shorter than them. Jennifer Freeman has to be what? 5′1? I hate midgets.
Well, it’s better than her taking a tall man. Seriously, who are the tall chicks supposed to be with? Can Venus at 6′1″ even be with a short dude? How does that even work in bed? Someone’s going to need a chiropractor.