You Couldn't Make Up This Stuff
• In addition to being on the lookout for blood diamonds, you know need to make sure your braids are cruelty-free. [APP]
• Jon Stewart uses R. Kelly’s “alien” masterpiece to make fun of Larry Craig, who really just made it so easy. [MTV]
• Osama hasn’t got a chance against these two. [OW]
• You’ve got to be really thirsty — and I mean that in a many different ways — for all of this. [C&D]
• All you ever wanted to know about Teedra Moses. [Clutch]
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You should only let Africans braid your hair if you want a face lift and a hair line that rivals Vivica’s anyways. This is just so common, especially in the UK
That Oh Word ish is hella funny. That’s going on my gmail headline:
“…Straight up and down, God will punish their decadent souls.”
Hahaha!
ps…besides what Daria said - you will also get treated like shit and talked about in some west african language. It’s hard to find a non-african to braid hair (fast and cheap) - but it’s worth it.
Get the West Indians to do your hair. I’m West African and I won’t even go to those places anymore. It’s f-ing hilarious when they’re talking about you and you add to their conversation (”Me and my ‘bad hair’ on my ‘big head’ need to pee. Can we take a break please?”). Priceless moments that made those long trips to Harlem worthwhile.
I want to learn Spanish and Portugese now just so I can do the same thing to the people who do my hair now.
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