
While R. Kelly schedules tour dates and, undoubtedly, writes more and more installments of “Trapped in the Closet,” the trial that seemed like it would never start will go on without him. A Chicago judge ruled last week that a forensic specialist can testify, in a hearing, about her methods to determine that R. Kelly is the man in the infamous sex tape.
The court will then rule whether or not her testimony is admissible. The specialist is expected to explain how she identified R. Kelly using the veins in his hands and how she determined that the child in the tape was 14-years-old. Knowing R. Kelly’s dumb (and I do mean dumb) luck, they evidence will probably be thrown out. [MTV]
As soon as I saw the words “forensic specialist” I immediately had a flash of Uncle Ruckus from the Boondocks pointing at a TV screen saying, “dats dat nigga Kelly. I knows it and the white Jesus knows it, too!” Hahahaha.
He needs to be in jail. Reeeaaaaeeeal talk.
CSI???? it’s about to be OVER for his ass!