Part of me has been wanting to write about Lindsay Lohan’s recent nosedive off of the proverbial wagon. As spectacular as it was, I couldn’t really justify the blog space — until, that is, the TMZ gods came and dropped a bit of brilliance in the laps of black bloggers everywhere. The brilliance comes in the form of Lindsay Lohan’s drunken, racist mistake and Dante Nigro, Jakon Sutter and Ronnie Blake, the three guys (two of them black) who curse and bless the day they accidentally came across a “raging,” intoxicated, and high actress who stole their white Denali to chase her ex-assistant. Their story is told in four videos, but I’ll give you a quick rundown.
Dante, Ronnie and Jakon showed up to a party, which, curiously enough, only Dante “the white one” Nigro was allowed to enter. Ronnie and Jakon waited in the car while Dante took shots and drank with the beSCRAMed Lindsay inside. To make a long story short, the party moved briefly outside, where Lindsay’s assistant quit and drove away. In a drunken rage, Lindsay jumps into the driver’s seat of the Denali with the three boys. Ronnie, the smart one, jumps out of the car and gets his foot run over by Lindsay. And the rest is history — to make a long story short, Lindsay chases her assistant at 100 mph speeds all the way to the police station, where she gets arrested.
If you’re short on time, please just watch the third video (after the jump), in which it comes out that Lindsay lied and told the officers that “the black guy” was driving and poor Ronnie, in an ace bandage and holding a cane, admits that “it was pretty much, like, the worst night of [his] whole summer.
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i’ve been waiting for you to post this. jail is not gonna be fun for this little snowflake.
so the only guy that was invited inside the party was the white one…and his name is Nigro.
you know, it’s times like this that i am convinced that God is the greatest stand-up comedian on the circuit!!!
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The White boy’s name is Dante Nigro? BWAHAHAHA
That’s a Black name if I ever heard one.
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I actually feel bad for her after watching this because you know the girl is a crack head to be pulling this. This is why crack heads are supposed to be poor.
The reason she’s able to say “the black kid did it” is because she knows those cops are racists. addicts use all the resources at their disposal to get away with whatever.
all this being said, her butt needs to be in jail. and the kid who got his food run over better sue her ass.
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