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Things Diddy needs to work on:

• Wearing condoms. It’s irrelevant to this particular story, but important nonetheless.

• Anger management.

• Coming up with better things to say when getting in fights than “I’ll smack flames out of your ass” and “I’ll kill you punk!”

Apparently, Diddy punched a guy outside of a NYC club this weekend, and, out of fear of the his formidable bodyguard, the guy fled home and called 911. This seems really excessive. You don’t see any other hip hop moguls (I am not including Suge Knight in the hip hop mogul category, by the way) punching random nobodies outside of clubs. That’s what bodyguards are for.

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Oct 15, 2007 · Link · 7 Responses
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Comments (7)

No. 1 Dinero says:

All you can do is laugh. If he was Sean Combs average middle class black man, I doubt he’d even make the attempt to smack flames out of someones ass. Does money make you tough?

Posted: Oct 15, 2007 at 10:44 am
No. 2 Mo'Ree says:

I don’t think money makes you tough but 3 or 4 hired goons…I mean body gaurds really ups the machismo…

Posted: Oct 15, 2007 at 11:47 am
No. 3 ghisfr says:

ANOTHER CLUB “KIOSK” PUBLICITY STUFF, FROM SOMEONE WHO WORKS AT THAT CLUB.
DIDDY PUNCHES A GUY - THEN WHAT IS THE JOB OF HIS BODYGUARDS? NO SENSE IN THIS STORY.

Posted: Oct 15, 2007 at 3:10 pm
No. 4 blackmistressdiva says:

Diddy is that you??

Posted: Oct 15, 2007 at 3:19 pm
No. 5 blkmaleperspective says:

My favorite Diddy line of all time: “MONEY IS POWER MUTHAFUCKAS. I GOT MILLIONS OF THUGS ON SALARY!!”

Posted: Oct 15, 2007 at 3:48 pm
No. 6 DANA says:

“SMACK FLAMES OUT YOUR ASS”

WTF? LMAO!! LOL!!

DIDDY IS SOOO GAY! what grown ass heterosexual man is thinking about another mans ass when he’s upset??

SIDENOTE- thats a funny ass visiual, smacking someone so hard that flames shoot out of thier ass! lol

Posted: Oct 15, 2007 at 9:51 pm
No. 7 JillyBean819 says:

Ugly bastard.

Posted: Oct 16, 2007 at 11:03 am
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