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Sarah Chapman, Diddy’s woman-on-the-side, named the not-so-secret daughter she had with her not-so-secret lover, Chance. As in, “baby, you will have all of the “Chances” Mommy didn’t, because I made sure your daddy was the third richest man in hip hop!”

Over the past year, Combs’ reps repeatedly denied to us that he’d fathered the child with Atlanta beauty Sarah Chapman. Combs now tells us he’d been holding off on acknowledging Chance as his blood until DNA tests had been completed.

“At first, I wasn’t sure if this was my child,” he said. “Now that it has become clear she is, I will take care of her for the rest of her life.”

Or maybe Diddy has just been holding off on acknowledging Chance until the shit hit the fan and both of his baby mama’s started blabbing to any magazine or blog that would print their quotes.

The most unfortunate thing is that little Chance has two sisters who are shockingly close to her age, but it’s not likely she’ll ever really get to meet them. Oh well, she’ll have all the toys money can buy!

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Oct 8, 2007 · Link · 3 Responses
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Tagged: Sean "Diddy" Combs · Celebrity Babies · Kim Porter · Sarah Chapman
Comments (3)

No. 1 mo'ree says:

in Maury voice ” YOU ARE THE FATHER” *kim porter runs to the back crying and throws her self down*

sometimes the N word is soo fitting

use a damn condom! sheesh!

Posted: Oct 8, 2007 at 2:05 pm
No. 2 daria says:

lmao @ mo’ree. Chance is a dog’s name, not a child’s name. wtf? kim, boo, better get tested again.

Posted: Oct 8, 2007 at 2:31 pm
No. 3 JillyBean819 says:

Omg…mo’ree took the words out of my mouth!

Posted: Oct 8, 2007 at 3:39 pm
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