Dear Janet Jackson,
No reason. Just ’cause.
Well, that’s a lie. You do have a movie coming out this weekend, and you’ve been making lots of headlines for your drastic weight loss (again! All that yo-yoing can’t be healthy, J), and for putting out fires, and for promising she’s not married to Jermaine Dupri (we’ve all heard that before, J), and for having an awkward interview on the CW, and — well, these sorts of things always occur when you have a movie coming out. Speaking of your movie, I hope it does well. We are seriously lacking in positive black films. Knowing Tyler Perry’s history, I’m pretty sure it will.
Anyway, I guess I am just writing to say good luck — your career could use this pick-me-up, honestly. Oh, and you’re really pretty in person, not all plastic-surgeried-looking like I expected.
Also, I hope your brother Jermaine gets his shit together. He was my first crush.
Love,
Lauren
I second that.
On Jermaine though, his ex has 2 kids with Randy Jackson and 2 with Jermaine. They are brothers-cousins. What kind of nasty Kentucky ish is this?